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Bueno, esto va para los que pensaban que mi blog no se podía ir mas al carajo, bueno, no se exactamente en que sentido.. pero en algun sentido que probablemente ustedes van a poder comprender mejor que yo.
Les traigo pruebas verídicas de que todo se puede fumar.., y si no me creen, bueno lean.
Como acostumbro hacer, esto también lo he traído del pasado, en realidad todavía no me explico de donde salen las cosas, porque nunca escribo nada, solo copio y pego cosas antiguas que, siguiendo esta regla, tampoco escribí :s.
Bueno, este texto lo hice con dos personas mas (Nico y Manuel el elfo), a modo de chat (pero en mi cuaderno de álgebra), creanme que me parece muy gracioso, aun aunque ustedes no se den ni la mas minima idea de porqué.

Sin mas preámbulo (como cuesta hacer los acentos con alt y una sola mano), ya que ni ganas de crear mas basura literal, les dejo el texto..

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yo: Nico, are you bored?
Nico: I like Pizza.
yo: Are you going to die?
Nico:I don't like nachos.
yo: Ice cream is better!
Nico: you scream?
yo: Only when the aliens invade. They are going to make us their rulers. Are you scared?
Nico: ........o.O?
yo: They are not very bright though
yo: I like Yummy!
yo: Ergo?
yo: Manuel, why do you ask answers if you don't know the questions?
Manuel: My PC is broken dude.
Nico: 2+2=4
yo: The aliens did it?
Manuel: The evil tomatoes did it!. They are porrened.
yo: I like Pizza.
Manuel: M
yo: You are not making any sense.
Manuel: You neither.
yo: Shut up, i just want to make a point, stating that i like pizza and you are alien.
Nico: I am not goku nor vegeta.....
Nico: I'm Jack Bauer!!!
yo: He's with them. Burn him, before he surrender to our will!!
Manuel: Tell you a secret. There's a boy who likes you. yeah...! He is wearing a pink T-shirt.
yo: Go away alien, i will not command you!!, OH!, and BTW, it's a Girl.
Manuel: The girl is an alien like me. OH! you have discovered my secret!!. You'll die in 7 days.
Nico: o.O? OMDFGMMORPGFPSRTS!!! (??)
yo: I knew you where an alien. You don't like pizza, and you try to do everything i say... stop doing that...and its mmorts
Manuel: you have 7 days, 168 hours and 1357 minutes until you die. Sucker...
yo: Are you with Blizzard or with Da Vinci?? Choose your side, and choose wisely alien scum!
Nico: -Mr Anderson... Surprise to see me?
Nico: -Agent Bauer....
Nico: -Uh?
Manuel: I am on noone side. I have my own side and it's called... GIVE ME BACK MY DOOM 3!!
yo: Wait Neo, thats not candy!!!
yo: "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. " hl2
Nico: Primero viene el Slam y despues el Rankel... y .... y .... Hora de los ZOMBISSSS!!!!!
Manuel: dude where's my car?
yo: What are you doing in my house??
yo: My cooking show!
Nico: -you can not simply walk into mortor.
Nico: -mordor
Nico: -uh?
Nico: -mordor... with a "D"
Manuel: We all know frodo is gay... and Gandalf is Santa Claus.
yo: yeah, is as gay as Ponce, and yes... you can walk into mordor.
Nico: -you need an army of wizards and...
Nico: ninja... ninja wizards!
Nico: -i'm a wizard.
Nico: -yes, but you are not a ninja.
Manuel: Ponce is not gay, Dumass!
yo: Now you understand why i shall not be your master you freaking-wannabe-slave extraterrestrial?
Nico: And some of them have bears that shoots laser beams from their eyes.
yo: Manuel you are STUDING NEAR ME!, ME HURT!... STOP! (but don't do it just because i say so, it's not an order you alien)
Nico: [IMG] http://www.imageshack.us/o.O.jpg [/IMG]
yo: this notebook is not Y2K compatible nico.
Nico: [QUOTE=LQD] this notebook is not Y2K compatible nico. [/QUOTE]
I have to disagree with that.
Anakin: Some day i'll be the most powerfull Jedi ever!
Yoda: I am the most powerfull
Anakin: No you are not.
Yoda: yes
Anakin: no
Yoda: I feel the gay side in you anakin
Anakin: umh...
Yoda: yes... come to dady
Anakin: I saw a movie yesterday
Yoda: go to hell...
mace windu: I AM DRINKING PEPSI!!
yo: I can play hl2 in my mind, and even kewler games that don't exist beyond the scope of my inmagination. I have problems with Multiplayer though
Yoda: Destroy the sith we must!
Obi Wan: Shut up you dislexic little goblin!!!
Vader: You are dead. I kill you.
Obi Wan: No, where its my corpse huh?, and, BTW, you are also dead!!
Vader: At least i live more movies than you!
Qui-Gon: i die first :(
Kirk: Srry, wrong chat room, cya
Eliot Ness: wtf?
Picard: We all have to day someday.
Dracula;Dorian Grey;Duncan McLaud: No we don't!
Yoda: Ban their IP!!
Obi Wan: HEY! you didn't mess up that frase, maybe one day the godmother fairy will turn you into a real boy f*cking dwarf!
Yoda:the dark side i sense in you Obi Wan. Sorry i am.
Obi Wan:...
bitchhacker: olle tio.. dame tu IP!
Dracula: GABRIEL.....
Yoda: Stick you with my lightsaber i will
Obi Wan: Yes..., your long green "lightsaber" :rolleyes:
Obi Wan: You homosexual five inched green mutant!
mace windu: hey Anakin, i bought a "happy box" in McDonalds!
Anakin: ???
Yoda: 5 dollars you must give me windu
mace windu: I only have one.
Yoda: ...
Darth Vader:COf COf.... I LOVE BILL GATES (??)
Yoda: Anakin, Vader, Same IP you both have.
Anakin: yes, "in a cyber we are", stupid Gnome.
Vader: yes, we can prove it typing at the same time. You will see!
Anakin: hfjklmnp
Vader: asdgj
Anakin: hfsml
Vader: asjk
Sauron: TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!
Douku: NO! i will not be saruman again, stop following me :sticklightsaberintohimself
Mace Windu: I like pizza, but without onions, i will look for some at eBay.
Yoda: Master Windu, strong in you, the force i feel
Windu: that's maybe because i use a 64bit athlon xp with 3Gram corsair 400Mhz memory
Obi Wan: Windu, you get it all wrong, the dwarf was making a gay comment.
BlackHero: Que vamos a hacer hoy marian?
Marianito: lo mismo que hacemos todas las noches BLACK! TRATAR DE CONQUISTAR EL SERVER!
Obi Wan: ???
Yoda: ???
Mace Windu: RAIZOR IS MY HERO!
Anakin: ...
Vader: I AM KAYSER SOZE!!!!
Windu: Have you listened the new christina aguilera cd?? you can get it for only u$d21 in any store!!
Obi Wan: you are REALLY starting to annoy me nigger.
Windu: you called me... nigger?
Obi: yes
Windu: OH!! DIE YOU BASTARD!
(lightsaber noises)
Obi: dude where's my leg?
Windu: :rolleyes:
HE-MAN: jajajaja!
Sidious: Every Single Jedi is Now an Enemy of the REpublic
Vader:... Master, this is a Jedi Chat-room
Jar jar Binks: Meesa like pizzaa
Obi Wan: Just what we need, another language-discualifying no-brain mutant
HE-MAN: do you miss your leg Obi Wan?
Obi Wan: We Jedi heal fast, or replace things with robot parts.
Lizzardman: i can heal faster than you
Obi: where did you came from?
Lizz: I am invisible
Obi: But if you are invisible how can i see you?
Mace Windu: OWNED!!
Yoda: mace... jerk you are windu.
HE-MAN: JAJAJAJA!
Anakin: JOJOJO!
Lizz: -.-
Jar Jar: My Tongue is Numb
Obi: I told you not to lick under Joda's robes!
Yoda: o.O





STAGE 2 -- ^^
Estos somos solo yo y Nico:




do you yahoo?
Osama, is that you?
Jhon Doe: No, it's me, i know everything.
Boy #3: who are you?
Jhon Doe: I don't have to answer. I know everything, but i don't share information.
Boy #15: what is the capital of china?
Jhon Doe: So you are with the KGB!!, Malassia should nuke your ass right now, i don't understand why they didn't do it back in that war..., you know,... that one.
.... Someone come out of the shadows ....
Mulder:Trust no one.
.... Return to the shadows .....
No One: Yes!! He's Right!, Trust me.
Neo: I Belive he meant trust in THE ONE.
Kupa: No he didn't!
Neo: WTF?
Mario: It's me, Mario.
Obi Wan: Oh god. Just what we need, another gay character.
Paintbrush ThrepWood (from Monkey Island 1): Look how pixelated i am.
Osama: Who called me?
Paintbrush: i'm looking for Lechuck
-- Kupa Spits fire and throw a few hammers in a senseless repetitive pattern vanishing Osama --
Windu: Hey Paintbrush!, do you know LucasArts tm?? They Gave me this Kewl Star Wars hat.
-- Sounds of a StarGate Opening --
Red Power Ranger: We came to kill you Kupa
Kupa: you can't succed, your cheap matrix effects are no threat to my low framerate movement and my never changing tactics!!.
Max Power: How about Indiana Jones? Did anyone made that game already??
Max Pain: I'll kill you, you're too dumb to use my name.
PainKiller: Oh! there you are max!, say your last prayer.
da Vinci: Buy My Book or i will use my mathematics to rule the world.
Hamilton: Yes, or you can buy MY book, the da Vinci code and You. it's far better than the original.
Windu: I can't wait to get that awesome book!!
---- Bright light and a chair with an alien appears ----
Thor: Hello, I'm Thor Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet and i Command you all to buy MY Book, "the da Vinci code.. and you... and us", or i will destroy this planet.
Windu: Also, i have to recommend you to buy reduce fat fast. I used to be Mister Universe, but after wining the title i start gaining weight and i...
the Bane of Kree: OH Shut up Already!!
Fred Durst: Who the Fuck.. are you??
Kupa: o.O!
William Shatner: Denny Crane!
Fred Durst: Not you, the other idiot.
Thor: Windu, How could someone be Mr. Universe if the contest was only for earthlings?
Windu: I'm not an earthling i just mysteriously look like one and speak english just like everyone in your convenient story.
|Runs Great ON| Pentium IV [H][T]
Ancient #7: that is because every human decend from us.
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Bill Gate$: Guys, "Buy'em".
------ Another StarGate Opening ------
Anubis: I am anubis, bow before me....
Obi Wan: Good God. What we all need, a gay Egipcian.



-Gran prueba de como cuando las cosas empiezan mal, se van al carajo demasiado rápido xD
-OK... eso es todo por ahora, hasta nunca ¬¬

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